Submission fromnewjerseysuccess-story: My friend showed me this hilarious website Barbie Gone Bad and I laughed hysterically at this very offensive picture! Thought I’d share. Barbie on a Cross.

Submission fromnewjerseysuccess-story:

My friend showed me this hilarious website Barbie Gone Bad and I laughed hysterically at this very offensive picture! Thought I’d share.

Barbie on a Cross.

Porn AND Jesus!?  I’d have to see it to believe it. Thanks for the submission, weknowsolittle. -Tyler

Porn AND Jesus!?  I’d have to see it to believe it.

Thanks for the submission, weknowsolittle.

-Tyler

The adventures of a vengeful god

God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.

Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.

God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.

Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?

God: No. I’m thinking “flood.”

Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-

God: What part of “flood” do you not understand?

(Source: College Humor)

I was just trolling GodPleaseHearMe.com and found this little pieace piece of goodness!! -Ty

I was just trolling GodPleaseHearMe.com and found this little pieace piece of goodness!!

-Ty

#MyAtheistSelf project submission from  123456789hell0 : My story: My name is Amanda, and I am 18 years old. I have lived with my mom my whole life, who is not religious. Growing up, I remember my mom telling me that “God” is someone parents make up so that their children will behave a certain way. I still to this day remember her telling me that. When I was a very young kid, I went to church, but only to play with my friends and the toys in the children’s room. As I became a pre-teen, I went to church with my friends. Not to praise “God” or because I was a Christian, I went because there was always games, food, and people my age to be around. I always knew I wasn’t the same as everyone there, and it was when I was 16 I decided my religion. I believe in science. I don’t believe in things that you can’t see or prove. Therefore, I decided to become an Atheist. I have had a lot of my friends question it. As long as I don’t shove my beliefs down there throat, they don’t bring up theres at all. I love being Atheist, and I will stay that way my whole life. I will not have a religious wedding, and I will not force my kids to be Atheist, I will let them CHOSE what they want to be, and I’m fine with that. Want to follow me? :  http://www.ffuckyeahmanda.tumblr.com   (:

#MyAtheistSelf project submission from  123456789hell0 :

My story: My name is Amanda, and I am 18 years old. I have lived with my mom my whole life, who is not religious. Growing up, I remember my mom telling me that “God” is someone parents make up so that their children will behave a certain way. I still to this day remember her telling me that. When I was a very young kid, I went to church, but only to play with my friends and the toys in the children’s room.

As I became a pre-teen, I went to church with my friends. Not to praise “God” or because I was a Christian, I went because there was always games, food, and people my age to be around. I always knew I wasn’t the same as everyone there, and it was when I was 16 I decided my religion. I believe in science. I don’t believe in things that you can’t see or prove. Therefore, I decided to become an Atheist. I have had a lot of my friends question it. As long as I don’t shove my beliefs down there throat, they don’t bring up theres at all.

I love being Atheist, and I will stay that way my whole life. I will not have a religious wedding, and I will not force my kids to be Atheist, I will let them CHOSE what they want to be, and I’m fine with that.

Want to follow me? :  http://www.ffuckyeahmanda.tumblr.com   (:

lessonsfromlions submitted: obviously all devil worshipers. Obviously!

lessonsfromlions submitted:

obviously all devil worshipers.

Obviously!

Ain’t got no soul…

serialmatrix:

Told my sister I don’t have a soul cause I’m an atheist.Then told her she has none cause she’s ginger. — serialmatrix (@serialmatrix) April 29, 2012

Horrible!!  Atheists have souls!! ;)

Ha! That would be progress!

Ha! That would be progress!

endomorphusagi submitted: So one of my friends does an atheist comic online. Click on the photo to get to his site.  It’s pretty damn funny. You guys should check it out. :D Agreed - a great site and some hilarious cartoons.  Check it out at www.theatheistpig.com! -Tyler

endomorphusagi submitted:

So one of my friends does an atheist comic online. Click on the photo to get to his site.  It’s pretty damn funny. You guys should check it out. :D

Agreed - a great site and some hilarious cartoons.  Check it out at www.theatheistpig.com!

-Tyler