I laughed TOO fucking hard at this!! -Ty

I laughed TOO fucking hard at this!!

-Ty

(Source: helvetebrann)

From the ih8religion vaults: Nothing. Exactly.

From the ih8religion vaults:

Nothing. Exactly.

Literal meaning of faith.

Literal meaning of faith.

(Source: theatheistclub)

ruthlessrodriguez: “The divine hand has reached out in the face of her defiance and smote the Lady soundly by way of unimaginable tribulation.” I’m a sucker for sexy nuns… especially if they’re crying blood! -Ty

ruthlessrodriguez:

“The divine hand has reached out in the face of her defiance and smote the Lady soundly by way of unimaginable tribulation.”

I’m a sucker for sexy nuns… especially if they’re crying blood!

-Ty

I must own this T-shirt … “Over 1,500 people will die of cancer today.  What makes you think god will answer YOUR prayers?”

I must own this T-shirt …

“Over 1,500 people will die of cancer today.  What makes you think god will answer YOUR prayers?”

My atheist friend has worked as a Valet for over a decade. He uses a hole-punch to take out the “god” on US dollars. Here is a picture of his collected “gods”. (imgur.com)

My atheist friend has worked as a Valet for over a decade. He uses a hole-punch to take out the “god” on US dollars. Here is a picture of his collected “gods”. (imgur.com)

(via nuggetsofjoy)

God: He knows what turns you on ! And makes it forbidden.

God: He knows what turns you on ! And makes it forbidden.

(Source: freehermind)

The adventures of a vengeful god

God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.

Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.

God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.

Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?

God: No. I’m thinking “flood.”

Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-

God: What part of “flood” do you not understand?

(Source: College Humor)

I was just trolling GodPleaseHearMe.com and found this little pieace piece of goodness!! -Ty

I was just trolling GodPleaseHearMe.com and found this little pieace piece of goodness!!

-Ty

No god!

No god!